I had the radio switched over to the country and western station to appease my customers.
There is this terrible song with the lyrics:
What the world could use another cowboy right now.
To chase the bad guys away.

I already had this vision of a kid's show similar to Roy Rogers and Dale Evans.
With a Blazing Saddles' flair.

I might apologize for slipping off the deep end again, but why?
It's hot and muggy today and sitting in front of my PC laughing myself silly is more
fun than cleaning the house.

Happy Tails To You

To the tune of "Happy Trails to you"

Some tails are happy ones,
Other tails are blue
It's the way you hide the tail that counts,
Here's a happy one for you.

Happy tails to you until we meet again.
Happy tails to you, keep smilin' until then.
Who cares about the clouds when we're together?
Just sing a song and bring the sunny weather.
Happy tails to you 'till we meet again.