This is a filk to the song.

I'm Getting Nothing For Christmas (2006)

Author Unknown

With a few extra verses added in, Rabbit does tend to be naughty.

I used a club on DWF's head,

Somebody snitched on me.

I hid a in sister's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.

Put Digi on psychedelic drugs,

Turned myself into a bug,

I dress Pooh up like a thug,

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

I molested KHC to the letter,

Somebody snitched on me.

Kissed Gode's eye, to make it better.

Somebody snitched on me.

Horns on Gordon I did plant,

Messed around with Orph's head and pants

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Took care of VDK's silly rant,

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

I found a way to make a pickle light

Somebody snitched on me.

You know this next ones just ain 't right.

Somebody snitched on me.

Blew up Ex Isles Birthday Cake

Had Spot the hamster tower break

Then made Big D. ride a steak.

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

I cooked a pie all out of nails,

Somebody snitched on me.

I made a tangi tell it's tale.

Somebody snitched on me.

Wolf eats rabbit in a chase

Kicked some ass, I'm such an ace.

Tossed up Spring at a frantic pace.

Somebody snitched on me.

Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

I made Mark glow in the dark

Somebody snitched on me.

I turned a logo into a shark.

Somebody snitched on me.

I made Mona blow a bubble.

Cast ouroboros to do it double.

Blew the planet into rubble!

Somebody Snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

I won't be smooching Santa Claus,
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come anywhere near me because,
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight,
Next year I'll be good, just wait,
I'd start now, but it's too late,
Somebody snitched on me.

So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
The Admins and the Mods are mad,
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas,
'Cause I ain 't been nuttin' but bad.

So you better be good whatever you do,
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

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