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Mar 24th, 2002,
Astronomical
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*Astro, dressed in a slightly worn business suit approaches the entrance, carrying a cheap leather briefcase full of religious tracts and used car brochures*
knock knock
door opens
"Good morning maam, and what a fine morning it is!"
*D. opens her mouth to tell him to buzz off, but he continues to prattle*
"A fine person such as yourself could really use a little ole' time religion, am I right or am I right? God's word, miss, the lord Jezzzuz Christ will show you the way to HEAVEN! And for only 19.95, I can provide you will all of your home worshipping needs!"
*D. slams the door in his face*
*The salesman/pitchman/huckster is temtped to knock again, but was disturbed by all the cobwebs he saw inside and decides to move onto the next customer, not knowing how close he came to becoming imprisoned, whipped, tortured, and tickled, beyond belief. Poor fella.*
Maybe I'll be back next weekend with some great low-rate insurance. Or the new line of vacuum cleaners.
D.D.
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“GGRRRRRRRR, simple minded sycophant from the legions of organized religion.
Then again?”
D.D. yanks the door open and says in her enchanting lilting inflection.
“Please sir, come in rest awhile. I hope you don't mind
the mess, the maid has had the day off for the past 15 years It's this recession, it's Hell hard to retain good attendants.”
The sales man hesitates but see his chance to perhaps reap some financial benefits from the damsel in the dungeon.
He takes a step past the threshold where D.D. reaches out her delicate hand to usher him in and quickly flips him over her hip, he lands on his back on the floor.
In a wink of an eye she causes the massive
amounts of cob webs to descend,
he is now seriously trapped.
Vickiy, Seacoral, we have another live one!
D.D.
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seacoral
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I'm here DD. I have some googoo juice do I need to give him some are is he ok to transport him just like he is?
Tell me Tell me true what I need to do. VIC come on out of there DD needs you.
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vickiy28200
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vicki comes out to see what all the fuse is about . she see a man laying on the floor covered in stuff (we realy need one of thoese eivel grin things ) vicki smials yaaaaaaaa some one new to play with and a guy ay that whoooo
ok jj,DD yall tak the top hafe and i'll take his feet (sounds of grunting and groing) man this guy is heave whats he got in that cass religus sutff ?
offfffffff put him down here .ok now strap him down
brak time we all get a foot and back rub
ok all better noe where to start......................
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seacoral
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I agree Vicki he is heaver than he looks thank goodsness we did'nt have to take him far we would have had to go get the wheelbarrel.
jj stands there rubbibg her arms after the haul.
Now what shall we do to this handsome sales person??
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vickiy28200
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ummmmmmmm............. inquiring minds want to know
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seacoral
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Now come on mis brain think of somthing you are the one who have the kats that you watch torture the other kat and then there are the girls mine are all to old to skem expectly
Wait I have it how about a Jello dip?
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dianequeenofstuff
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[color=Red]Vickiy, Seacoral,
I love the jello dip idea. Have we got a dunking chair anywhere around here yet?
Let's go with cranberry jello. It's so festive and RED( evil smiley)
D.D.[/color]
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vickiy2820000
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tink tink tink hehehehe tink tink drill **** hamer #### screw driver &&&&&&& cuting torch %%%%%%% hammer ### welder ********* done
now to fill it up ^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_^_
done breing him in!!!!
(not nicie smiley)@#@#
next w'll do him in blue
then w'll stick him in there with the nice fairies and pixeis
to see how lone he will last befor one of them find out that he is not one of them
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Innocent-Deb
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You ladies never quit do you,
Astro if you need help call Shizznit and Me okay
these ladies are wicked.
The innocent one
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D.D.
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Vickiy, you have done it again!
It is museum quality.
First, let's not destroy this [s]tacky[/s] elegant briefcase.”
D.D. reaches in under the steel confines of the cobwebs and wrenches out the Sales Man’s case.
“What do we have here? It is very weighty. No wonder we had such a struggle getting him detained.”
D.D. starts to haul the contents out of the brief case. A stack of Watch Towers, good for kindling, flings them next to the fire place, “What’s that you say Sales
Man? I will burn in hell? I have news for you, this is the best view of hell you are ever going to behold.”
With the tips of her fingers she pulls out a spotty rag.
“Stop that screaming if you don’t
want to be cleaning this rag with your tongue, no one will hear you down here.”
Next out comes a sandwich wrapped in wax paper.
“Your lunch?” Peeling back the greasy wax paper the stench of rancid Samoan and dill pickles just about knocks her backwards.
“What is this, your attempt at revenge?”
Loud whistle, and Boo appears from behind the iron maiden.
“Here boy, he is going to be so full of jello he won’t need this.”
“And what are these? Where you hoping for a little action on your sojourn to spread the word?
Looks like you found it!”
Tucks them in the red studded belt, one never knows.
“Spirit gum? Now what do you have to glue on that needs reinforcement?”
D.D. walks behind the prisoner and starts to tug at his hair, that come away in her hand.
“Good thing I discovered this sorry excuse for a toaster-cozy before we dunked you, the chemical reaction of the spirit gum, could have made the Jello go hard as cement.” she snarls.
“You can thank me later.”
Out comes a little baggy full of a green leafy substance.“Green tea? I think not. You are a
naughty boy. You are right where you belong so quit your squirming.” D.D. tosses it into
the molten lead where it hisses and crackles and is consumed. The Sales man’s eyes roll
in his head and he lets out a sorrowful sigh as the crackling stops.
“Now that I have justification for our actions let us on with the show.
Here is a pair of Lime green Speedos, put them on if you don’t want to ruin your suit.”
D.D.
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Karin
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Karin, who has been spying from behind a wine rack, runs shrieking from the dungeon, back to the safety of the film studio.
I was just fine until you pulled out the Speedo, D.D.! Anything but a Speedo...
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vickiy28200
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uummmmmmmmmmmmmmm that is a lovely lead thing you mad DD what is it??
vicki hangs a curtan around there guest so he can chang in privet
will DD it looks like jj will be out for a wiale . she said she wood try to pop in when she can
vicki turns back to the cruten and yells how long dos it take some one to get undress and into a speedo ?? ??
dont make me come in cuz if i do y'll be sorry hehehehehehe
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D.D.
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Sales Man, Just because you are free of retrains for the moment do not think you are going to escape.
Please allow me to introduce to you my good friend
Big D's not so little invention.
This is AK (Android Keith) and the other fellow is his clone #2 of an unlimited edition.
Both 6'6", 220 pound of mean muscle.
If you get past them, there is also Jo Jo and Nunzio waiting at the door to ask you a few questions?
Vickiy the molten lead is from the previous residence. I shudder to tell you what they used to do with the stuff.
It is incomprehensibly wicked.
I like to keep it on the boil for the effects.
D.D.
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seacoral
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HI girls I excaped from my dungan to go back home here where all my friends are.
DD if his hair will mess up everything I do have a feather device that is really bad out. Want to give it try Oh and by the way NO-ONE NO-ONE keeps me away from my fun time here
Oh hush up salesman we are no talking to you just about you so hush up and listen real close
jj walk off to make sure the feather machine is in top order
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Vickiy
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cool D (shiver gos up vicki back)
i know jj no -one
um DD darling you shuld give a girl some waring when you breang out the AK's
****thud*****
look no gum under the desk cool
Logged
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seacoral
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Thnak dd he is going to work now need me anywhere so snesck up on any one i have my trusty kids prove net ready mine mew got away waiting foor your signal
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seacoral
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Love what you have done the dungeon DD What needs to be done
willing and able
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D.D.
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HI Seacoral,
Big D., D. and L.D. are dragging me off to the Toronto today.
If you still have Astro's denim shirt please give it to the sales man so that he doesn't freeze while I'm gone.
I may be mean but I'm not cruel.
What ever else you would like to do. Is up to you.
D.D.
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vickiy28200
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vicki sleept in to day
good moring all whats new
vicki go to the nite stand and pulls out astro cool shuert and give it to the sales man heare you go put this on
wood you like some thing to eat or drink? vicki wander off to the kitchen to go cook any one elce(sp) want some thing just say some thing
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seacoral
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Thanks Vicki
Here Astro
jj raiseing him up slitley to slid the shirt under him
buttoning the shirt.
Astro how about some strawberry pancakes?
Yes seacoral thinks to her self that way it will make a mess and the kats do love to lick strawberries can rember if i had there claws cut or not??
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vickiy28200
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if you are talking about the ones you got frome me that have clows
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seacoral
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no the ones we are going to put on astro
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vickiy28200
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oooooooooo those
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seacoral
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yep those go to the golden pond i have something to tell you
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Innocent-Deb
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(Deb peeks in to see what's up and quietly sneaks off before she's discovered again) hehehe
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seacoral
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hey deb you better fill the top of your head you just thought you were not seen we hve it riged to drop whippcream on the heads of anyone who might peek in
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Innocent-Deb
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Just so you'll know I hate whip creme unless it's acompanied by some cherries and vanilla icecream and nuts and fudge and a big spoon to suck it all down (deb sticking out tougue as she run from the thread leaving whip creme in her wake)
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Astronomical
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*The dapper, well-heeled "ahem" Marketing Consultant (not salesman) groaned. His head was aching and heavy. He felt himself drifting in and out of consiousness, the dreams of green speedos and strawberry pancakes jumping over picket fences while his ex-girlfriend from college stuffed pineapples down the front of her shirt while sitting cross-legged atop a grey moose with a smiley-face button pinned to it's rear-end. What a strange dream I'm having, the guy thought to himself.*
His eyes opened slowly and he blinked away the fuzziness...................................
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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MOG
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You called?
Mother of God here. What can I do for you sir?
MOG Circles the panic stricken marketing consultant and hooks her pinkie into the elastic in the back of the speedo’s and gives them a snap!
RING- RING -RING.
"Not another call, being a deities mother can be so tiring." MOG flips open her cell phone.
“Hey MOG, Big D. Here, there’s a guy up in the film department calling for the Shizznet.
Say D.D. has him in the Dungeon and the food stinks. Also sounds like he’s got something caught in his throat!” the director of the MB Film rats out the squealer.
That would be you I assume. Best get you out of here before the Shizznit gets down here
and brings in those thunder clouds again.
It’s going to cost you though.
What have you got to offer me?
MOG
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Astronomical
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I am so desperate to get outta here, I'll give you anything.. ANYTHING! I have some really embarrassing photos from school, of, um, myself! It wouldn't be decent to reveal anything about them, except for the, cough cough, toga, sandals and laurel wreath. No, not fig leaf, that would take an entire palm leaf Do you want those? Huh? Please, please please! The pictures were in my traveling sales case tho! and D.D. took it! If you want those pics, you'll just have to find the case! And the pics are in a secret compartment! Will that do, let me outta here. These speedos are starting to creep. blech!
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MOG
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"D.D. were are YOU!!”
The damsel of the dungeon flips the lid up off of her coffin lined with pictures of KHC trimmed with glow in the dark strips. Her eyes are wild, her hair is in disarray and she has
a very peculiar smile on her face.
“This better be good Mother of God, what do you want?”
“D.D. darling, I’m sorry, I see you are busy absorbing your fix. Where did you leave this nice young man’s traveling sales case?”
Mother of God has a way with people, D.D. just
point to the Iron Maiden next to the fire place and closes the lid to slip back into her revelry.
Mog retrieves the case and starts to rummage around inside it looking for the secret pictures. Pulls them out and starts to flip through them.
“I see what you mean about the palm leaf!
Okay I think we can work out a deal.
You look familiar to me. Have we met before?
Some where beyond the River Styx?"
MOG
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Astronomical
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*Beyond the river?, the marketer thinks to himself. I never made it past the docks. Couldn't figure out the answer to the question posed by the old wizend man. What was that question again...hmm, oh yeah, it was "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" I had no idea, and that old tosspot hurled me into that d**n chasm! The bastard. It was so traumatic, I converted to Catholicism and started pushing these stupid religous tracts! Dammit, that's how I got in this mess in the first place! What does she want me to say? If I say yes, she'll know I'm lying, and if I say no, she'll just let me stay trussed up here.*
What should the hustler, ahem, marketer do?
A.Make an offhand remark about bumping into L.D. at the Cafe Necropolis a few eons back.
B.Be honest and tell her he's "into" sheep and maybe she'll let him go because he's too perverted to be wearing a green speedo
C.Cry like the little b#*ch that he is.
D.Offer 0% financing on a new Chrysler LeBaron purhcase thru 2004.
Oh hell, just kill me!
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MOG
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Marketer your a Baaaaaaaad Boy.
Those rubber boots your wearing should have been my
first clue.
Now I remember you.
You didn’t bump into me at the Cafe Necropolis
you bumped me off! If I killed you now I would only have to hunt you down in the next life and kill you again.
What to do, what to do.
A. I could fuse those green speedos to your magnificent rump like a Ken doll.
B. Keep you as my love slave, I don’t mind perversion as long as it’s with me.
C. Perhaps I should just leave you hear with D.D. and let her decide your fate in the
internal d**nation of the fires of her hell.
Your choice.
MOG
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vicki is la*******thud**** rofl
ok a few dep breath later
hay can i see them pic ....
hay that guy look like this guy i seen hang out at the dock
he look real confuzed .knock a few people off them to . i dident stay thoe i had to get home quick cuz i left the cat on the stove . i'll figer it out just give me some time
the kine doll thing sounds like fun to me
deb you know that we have lots &lost of nuts
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seacoral
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ok you girls have me on allert I have never seen him before but those pictures are are (rolling on the floor are way to much lol)
Great I will keep my eyes open for him
I think you should leave him here with dd I kind of like the green spedo if he's cold I'll cover for five min only I LIKE THE SPEDO
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Astronomical
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Astro sings..
"Where, oh where has my Shizznit gone, oh where, oh where can she be?"
*glances at Sports Illustrated water-proof sports watch with LCD display he got for free with a 3 year subscription at over 55% off the cover price*
*taps foot*
*tries to squirm around a bit to keep speedos from creeping*
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vickiy28200
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victorius see astro wilgeing walks up to him and ask if he needs any thing
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seacoral
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Ok Astro let me ajust these one more time
[i][/i] Hands shakeing just the thought of touching the spedo again
[b][/b]NOW hold still there now if you just by very still these will not ride up anymore
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Innocent-Deb
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Deb peeks into dungeon,and yells " fear not Astro, I'll find the SHIZZNIT for you. She came to rescue me I'm sure she'll rescue you. She is a great pal of mines. But in order to be rescue from these dungeon dwellers you must first take a oath and join our team and together the three of us will crush these dungeon dwellers it's easy all you have to say is
I Astronomical promise to jump in and help out The SHIZZNIT and the Innocent one whenever they need me.
Repeat those words 3 time and will come running to your rescue and together the 3 of us will crush them and turn this dungeon into a place of peace and beauty. What do you say do we have a deal or what (wink)
The Innocent one, or course
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D.D.
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Creeeeek the sound of D.D.’s coffin opening.
“Yawn” D.D. stretches and leaps out to the floor.
“Whoh that was some slumber, good for another week.
“Did I hear that blow hard, not so Innocent Deb down here trying to con The Speedo Kid into joining that pack of losers?
Don’t do it man, they are only going to set you up in the food fight.
Mother of God, what are you still doing here?”
Just waiting patiently for my answer D.D.
Looks like he is yours for another week
since the Shizznit has made a trip to the Amazon.
She heard the rain forest was in trouble
and wanted to make sure they had enough rain.
Marketer, just let me know what you
decide to do, you have my number and know how to push my buttons!
"It’s time for Jello dip big guy."
D.D.
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Astronomical
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"I Astronomical promise to jump in and help out The SHIZZNIT and the Innocent one whenever they need me"
"I Astronomical promise to jump in and help out The SHIZZNIT and the Innocent one whenever they need me"
"I Astronomical promise to jump in and help out The SHIZZNIT and the Innocent one whenever they need me"
Please keep in mind I'm a "weekend warrior" and can only get into my superhero tights on the weekends. My superhero name is...........SANCHO! I am Sancho. How do you do? I am the Spanish avenger, and my thick, sultry accent will intimidate all comers! I am Sancho!!!!!!!
Now get me outta these bloody green speedos!!!!!!!!!
SHIZZNIT!!!
COME BACK DEB, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, well, at least close the door on your way out, Vick and Seacoral hate it when guests leave the door open.
*whimper*
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D.D.
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Sancho!!!
That you??
Where you been hiding? Escuchame.
Vickiy, JJ, bring this man some tights, 86 the jello.
I just love your dark sultry accent, Sancho,
come whisper in my ear
and the dungeon is yours.
D.D.
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Astronomical
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I can't do anything of the sort, I'm strapped down, remember? And my Spanish is a little rusty, but if you have a menu handy from Jalisco's Restaurant and Cafe, I can whisper that to you.
Nothing more intimate than, "chimichanga, el burrito, horchata, quesadilla, seniorita"
The Shizznit will rescue me, I have faith! As soon as she finds the cure for malaria, she'll be back!!!! And then you'll pay! Half price, that is! This week only, the MB Film on DVD, only 9.95 plus S/H!!!!!!!!!!!! (and the director's cut features all the stuff Big D. wanted to put in but Vee said was too "graphic")
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D.D.
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“Food’s delicious enough Senor I. B. Sancho.”
D. D. finds enough strength to loosens the straps before she faints to the floor. Thudd!!!
Noticing as she goes there is gum stuck under the rack.
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Astronomical
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Sancho, the Spanish Avenger managed to break free his left wrist from the loosened strap. Desperately, sensing his chance to escape the evil cluthes of D.D. whilest she is incapacitated, he began to free his other hand....
WHUMP
One of seacoral's giant strawberry pancakes suddenly fell from the dark recesses, pinning our hero in a veritable feast of breakfast goodness!
d**nATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He cried (in spanish of course)
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D.D.
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D.D. refreshed by the breeze of a falling breakfast feast comes to her senses.
(the consensus is still in on that one as of yet)
“Hey, who loosened these bonds” she snarls.
Grabbing Sancho’s loose hand in her iron
grip she straps him back in. “All comfy cozy me amour?”
Before I lost my direction a few moments ago did you say something about a directors cut
of the MB film? Does Vee know about it?
I’ll pay you for 3 copies in advance if you enlighten me as
to the extra footage?
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vickiy28200
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vicki hear the sound of a pank cake hitting some thing
sancho is that you man what did i tell you about coming out when hubby is home thanks DD for geting him put back in there
vicki wistel heare trubble good girl now you keep an eye on sancho . we cant have him runing around all over he mite find himshelf a new you no what and we cant have that now can we
sorry about the gum i thought that i got it all befor i brought this out
you still wanta 86 the jello ? he did try to get away
heare is that bluethingy you asked for
and what was this i heard about the MBfilm ?
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Monique
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I'm posting this for Vee....she can't post for some reason!
Vee wrote:Just so everyone understands...I'm doing this in order to repay my debt to "La Famiglia!! All is quiet in the Dungeon when, suddenly a deafening explosion rocks the very foundation of the entire edifice, leaving the heavy door to the Dungeon itself merely hanging on it's hinges!!! Through the
billowing smoke comes a well-armed assault team, led by an imposing figure wearing a black leather jumpsuit, high-heeled combat boots, sporting a pair of Aviator style Ray-bans, firing what looks like an M60 food thrower with a mounted pie launcher! As the smoke clears, Vee ceases firing and simultaneously heads toward the captive Astro!! She orders the team to lay down cover fire while she deftly picks the poor boy up & throws him over her shoulder and heads for the safety of the MB Film thread! The rest of the team, having done their job, retreat back to their "anonymous" lives in "anytown", USA!!! Vee deposits the ever grateful Astro in a nearby lawnchair and as she turns to leave, Astro mumbles a hoarse, "thank you!". She gazes, deeply into his eyes, then leans real close and whispers, "I was never here!"
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D.D.
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Drat you Vee,
(Nice outfit) Now who are we going to play with this week?
Guess I'll just have to do my taxes.
I really did think Astro was starting to warm to the place.
Astro, Sancho, sales man, marketing guy, come back when your in the mood for more attention.
Please bring back the speedo's they where rentals.
PS Monique don't be a stranger.
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seacoral
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seacoral temperaly dazed finds her way out of the dungeon to the wall.
She see the recent captive vee just sat him in the lawnchair still wearing spedos.
DD I see him only he can not see me I sneack up on him and tie him to the chair
standing back rubbing head must have hit it somehow BUT I have tied Astro one more time for DD.
Now I stand graud waiting for DD
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