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[OOC Mummy you are going to confuse our audience with your other board comments. Kanga you be now!
BTW congratulations on your new status as Wiener winner!]
Judge D. puts on her dark glasses bringing the effect of her appearance to even more rock star status.
Prosecutor/persecutor, we have all seen this evidence before would you shut if off now before we all go blind! Without mummy to be the scape-a-roo now that she has shown her true colors as a shape shifter, the judge realizes that the only thing to do with the guillotine is use it to make coleslaw with... unless they can find a dupe to think it's a type of exercise equipment.
All eyes turn towards Damon.
captainsherry
"Du-uh, OK" says Damon, "I will put my head in this hair-cutting machine."
Fortunately Judge D. rescues him in time before he loses his head.
The crowd boos their disappointment.
Judge D. then makes her final pronouncement. C2 gets nervously to her feet to hear the verdict.
"Having weighed up all the evidence (which came to four ounces) I have come to the conclusion that the accused does indeed have a case to answer. She is guilty of disrobing a Mountie, but I think beheading is a little severe. Besides we have just had a problem with the crew losing their heads. So instead, she will just get an old fashioned spanking!"
She produces a large paddle from beneath her desk.
A hundred hands shoot up as volunteers to do the deed but the judge shakes her head.
"No, only those the accused has wronged RECENTLY will participate as I want to be home in time for Christmas. Will the mountie and Captain Kirk step forward?"
C2 goes pale as the two aforementioned gentlemen eagerly front the judge, broad smiles on their faces.
"Only five whacks each!" says Big Judge D, handing the paddle to the Mountie.
Vee offers herself as a substitute for the spanking but her offer is rejected.
Her face crumples with disappointment.
C2 is forced by the court officers to bend over.
"Some defence lawyer you are!" she yells angrily at Karin who is nonchalantly licking a lollipop.
"Take it like a man!" says Karin with a bored sniff.
The Mountie steps up and begins to practise swing the paddle.
"Just a minute!" interrupts Sherry whose keen eyes have spotted an incongruity. "Does her butt seem bigger than usual?"
Upon closer examination, the court officers find a large pillow secreted in C2's jeans.
"That will earn you extra whacks," frowns Judge D.
C2 throws herself on the mercy of the court.
"If it please Your Honor, I plead insanity."
All around the room, heads nod.
"That seems quite plausible!" the Judge agrees.
"Just one spank!" cries Captain Kirk, his eyes aflame with enthusiasm.
But Judge D. shakes her head.
With a broad grin on her face, she announces "I have a far better punishment in mind....."
Dianequeenofstuff
[OOC Thanks a lot for putting me on the spot.
Let's see we can strap her down and play bad bagpipe music until she cries, "Uncle!"
We could have Bucky for dinner.
Or we could let the punishment fit the crime]
C2, I here by sentence you for the crimes against these two aforementioned gentlemen, to one hour tongue wresting with Captain Kirk, and another hour in the stables cleaning up what the mountie's mount left behind. In this second half of the punishment you will not be allowed to use the bounty of the horses' droppings on your garden either.
She then takes a look at the huge paddle and decides it should not go to waste.
You Hoo, Captain Sherry, can I see you for a minute in my chambers please? she chirrups after sequestering the paddle under her robes.
Tyr and Damon have a pretty good idea of what their beloved is up to and start to jostle each other and Sherry out of the way.
Hold on you two, it's my paddle and I'll spank who I want to. she whispers in their ears.
Maybe later.
Sherry follows Big D. to her chambers, where Big D. drops a gumball on the floor and it rolls under the desk.
Oh bother that was my last gumball and I was going to split it with you. Would you retrieve it for me, I don't want to mess up my wig now that I have it just the way I want it.
As soon as Sherry has her head under the desk Big D. raises the paddle over her head, all 200 pounds of muscles flexed...
captainsherry
Luckily for Sherry, a small wormhole opens up under the captain's desk and she dives through before the paddle can connect. She is whirled into a colourful tunnel of light.
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Sci-Fi Girl
Meanwhile somewhere else…
Kanga-Mummy wasn’t quite blending in with the rest of the roos she had found. They apparently thought she was something special, they had put a crown over her ears and were following her everywhere.
Wondering what to do with this newfound gaggle of obedient roos, she decided to lead them off on an adventure.
Follow me!! she cries, and hops toward the horizon.
Dianequeenofstuff
D. Rabbit was hopping around in the chambers hoping to find some justice when she heard people approaching. Hiding under the desk when Big D. and Sherry charge in seemed like a good idea.
When the wormhole opened it sucked her down into the spinning vortex
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eehW"
Sherry do you think this will lead me home?
Piglet's out of the way resort is delightful but I was wondering....
"Who cares where this trip leads Rabbit, let's just kick back and enjoy it." Sherry replied, her eyes where spinning with the colors and she looks freeze dried and fried on Flash.
Big D. dropped the paddle, fast as a cobra she caught the last of the wormhole as it was closing hauled back and snapped it like a whip!
This caused the fragile fabric of it's design to shred.
Deprive me of my revenge will you?
Rabbit now sees a different type of light appear at the end of the wormhole,
Looks like we will find out where this leads very shortly Sherry.
The Wormhole spits them out and they land on the backs of large adventurous mutant Kangaroos.
"Talle HO!" reports Sherry.
Rabbit is surprised to see Kanga leading the mob but comforted knowing that Kanga's muthery ways will always help calm and nurture her.
Away we go!
Sci-Fi Girl