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captainsherry

Sherry snickers behind her hand. "Well, Your Honour, there goes your scapegoat (or should I say scapekanga?)"  
She clears her throat to present the final evidence.  
 
"Judge D, members of the Jury, ladies and gentlemen, I give you exhibit no. 1 - unretouched photographic evidence of the crime - with witnesses!"  
She places the photo in the overhead projector where it is beamed up onto the wall behind the judge's bench. http://photos.imageevent.com/karinstazel/thegathering2003/websize/ohlook .bmp.jpg
 
Everyone in the courtroom can clearly see the incontrovertible evidence of the crime. The room falls silent.  
Karin and C2 hastily confer.
Karin rises slowly to her feet and is about to throw her client on the mercy of the court when....
 
Sci-Fi Girl
 
[OOC:  I didn't think of this when I posted, but apparently I am Kanga and not Mum Teresa after all!  LOL!
 
Dianequeenofstuff
 
, Sci-Fi Girl wrote:
[OOC Mummy you are going to confuse our audience with your other board comments. Kanga you be now!  
BTW congratulations on your new status as Wiener winner!]
 
Judge D.  puts on her dark glasses bringing the effect of her appearance to even more rock star status.  
Prosecutor/persecutor, we have all seen this evidence before would you shut if off now before we all go blind!
 
Without mummy to be the scape-a-roo now that she has shown her true colors as a shape shifter, the judge realizes that the only thing to do with the guillotine is use it to make coleslaw with... unless they can find a dupe to think it's a type of exercise equipment.  
 
All eyes turn towards Damon.
 
captainsherry
 
"Du-uh, OK" says Damon, "I will put my head in this hair-cutting machine."  
Fortunately Judge D. rescues him in time before he loses his head.  
The crowd boos their disappointment.
 
Judge D. then makes her final pronouncement. C2 gets nervously to her feet to hear the verdict.
"Having weighed up all the evidence (which came to four ounces) I have come to the conclusion that the accused does indeed have a case to answer. She is guilty of disrobing a Mountie, but I think beheading is a little severe. Besides we have just had a problem with the crew losing their heads. So instead, she will just get an old fashioned spanking!"  
She produces a large paddle from beneath her desk.  
 
A hundred hands shoot up as volunteers to do the deed but the judge shakes her head.
 "No, only those the accused has wronged RECENTLY will participate as I want to be home in time for Christmas. Will the mountie and Captain Kirk step forward?"
C2 goes pale as the two aforementioned gentlemen eagerly front the judge, broad smiles on their faces.
"Only five whacks each!" says Big Judge D, handing the paddle to the Mountie.  
Vee offers herself as a substitute for the spanking but her offer is rejected.  
Her face crumples with disappointment.
 
C2 is forced by the court officers to bend over.
"Some defence lawyer you are!" she yells angrily at Karin who is nonchalantly licking a lollipop.
"Take it like a man!" says Karin with a bored sniff.
The Mountie steps up and begins to practise swing the paddle.  
"Just a minute!" interrupts Sherry whose keen eyes have spotted an incongruity. "Does her butt seem bigger than usual?"
Upon closer examination, the court officers find a large pillow secreted in C2's jeans.
"That will earn you extra whacks," frowns Judge D.
 
C2 throws herself on the mercy of the court.
"If it please Your Honor, I plead insanity."
All around the room, heads nod.
"That seems quite plausible!" the Judge agrees.  
"Just one spank!" cries Captain Kirk, his eyes aflame with enthusiasm.  
But Judge D. shakes her head.  
With a broad grin on her face, she announces "I have a far better punishment in mind....."
 
Dianequeenofstuff
 
[OOC Thanks a lot for putting me on the spot.  
 
Let's see we can strap her down and play bad bagpipe music until she cries, "Uncle!"  
 
We could have Bucky for dinner.  
 
Or we could let the punishment fit the crime]
 
C2, I here by sentence you for the crimes against these two aforementioned gentlemen, to one hour tongue wresting with Captain Kirk, and another hour in the stables cleaning up what the mountie's mount left behind. In this second half of the punishment you will not be allowed to use the bounty of the horses' droppings on your garden either.
 
She then takes a look at the huge paddle and decides it should not go to waste.
 
You Hoo, Captain Sherry, can I see you for a minute in my chambers please? she chirrups after sequestering the paddle under her robes.
 
Tyr and Damon have a pretty good idea of what their beloved is up to and start to jostle each other and Sherry out of the way.
 
Hold on you two, it's my paddle and I'll spank who I want to. she whispers in their ears.
Maybe later.  
 
Sherry follows Big D. to her chambers, where Big D. drops a gumball on the floor and it rolls under the desk.
 
Oh bother that was my last gumball and I was going to split it with you. Would you retrieve it for me, I don't want to mess up my wig now that I have it just the way I want it.
 
As soon as Sherry has her head under the desk Big D. raises the paddle over her head, all 200 pounds of muscles flexed...
 
captainsherry
 
Luckily for Sherry, a small wormhole opens up under the captain's desk and she dives through before the paddle can connect. She is whirled into a colourful tunnel of light.  
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"  
 
Sci-Fi Girl
 

Meanwhile somewhere else…
 
Kanga-Mummy wasn’t quite blending in with the rest of the roos she had found.  They apparently thought she was something special, they had put a crown over her ears and were following her everywhere.
 
Wondering what to do with this newfound gaggle of obedient roos, she decided to lead them off on an adventure.
 
Follow me!!  she cries, and hops toward the horizon.


Dianequeenofstuff
 

D. Rabbit  was hopping around in the chambers hoping to find some justice when she heard people approaching. Hiding under the desk when Big D. and Sherry charge in seemed like a good idea.
 
When the wormhole opened it sucked her down into the spinning vortex  
"eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eehW"
 
Sherry do you think this will lead me home?  
Piglet's out of the way resort is delightful but I was wondering..
..  
 
"Who cares where this trip leads Rabbit, let's just kick back and enjoy it." Sherry replied, her eyes where spinning with the colors and she looks freeze dried and fried on Flash.
 
Big D. dropped the paddle, fast as a cobra she caught the last of the wormhole as it was closing hauled back and snapped it like a whip!  
This caused the fragile fabric of it's design to shred.
 
Deprive me of my revenge will you?
 
Rabbit now sees a different type of light appear at the end of the wormhole,  
Looks like we will find out where this leads very shortly Sherry.
 
The Wormhole spits them out and they land on the backs of large adventurous mutant Kangaroos.  
 
"Talle HO!" reports Sherry.
 
Rabbit is surprised to see Kanga leading the mob but comforted knowing that Kanga's muthery ways will always help calm and nurture her.
 
Away we go!

Sci-Fi Girl

 Kanga-Mum sees that her troupe now has passengers in their care.  So she leads her mob off to find food for their guests.
 
What none of them know, is that they are secretly being watched….
 
captainsherry
 
...by a billion people, as the wormhole had dropped them in the middle of the famous reality show "The Gingerbread House."
As Rabbit, Kanga and Sherry stared about at their unusual surroundings, a disembodied voice explained the rules of the show.  
Apparently they could eat as much of the edible house as they liked. The one person left standing would win.  
"Hmm, I think I'll like this game!" said Sherry grabbing a cheesecake chair and nibbling on its legs.  
"Piece of cake!" said Rabbit, biting into the tabletop.  
Kanga just munched happily at the floor (not really a good place to start!)
But then the other contestants appeared - and they did not look very happy to be sharing the house with our trio of friends...
 
Sci-Fi Girl
 
The trio huddled together as the floor began to shake!  The approaching contestants were sumo wrestlers!
 
Innocentone
 
Whom seemed to be hiding or covering someone behind them.  it's dark and the voice says to them fear not tis I your old friend, here have some more cake and quit all that shaking or the partymite may come out then you'll be forced to dance for days and days.  So how's everyone doing and how did you guys get here, hum?? Did you fall into the wormhole also like myself
 
TIO
 
captainsherry
 
As the sumo wrestlers part to reveal their manager the Magnificent Ms. Tio - Rabbit, Sherry and Kanga rush forward to greet her.  HELLO TIO!
When the others hear her name, they also dive through the wormhole and end up in "The Gingerbread House."  
Karin and C2 immediately begin tearing at the walls while Vee, Red H. and Big D. try to get to Tio.
 
But the sumo wrestlers mistake their enthusiastic welcome for aggression and move forward to protect their manager.
The crew's mad rush is halted as they bounce off the prodigious bellies of the sumos - a wall of flesh separating them from Tio.
"Call off your fatties!" cries Big D. eyeing Rabbit suspiciously.
But the sumos, who speak no English, interpret that as "Charge!" and stomp one foot after the other in an earthquake of thuds that shake the crew off their feet.....
 
Innocentone
 
HO!!!! Down boys, These are my conrads that I haven't seen since I got sucked in to this worm hole for following The Rock.  Its okay they won't hurt me.  They only missed me as much as I've miss them. So back off and let us visit okay.  TIO looks at her friends all huddled together and runs past the protective sumo's and jumps on her friends and grabs each one in a big bear hug " I really missed you guys how are you'll doing let me look at you'll.  You guys look great.  TIO hugs them all again.smiling and crying in pure joy at seeing them again,  Then she sees her MommaSherry and she hugs her and crys Oh Momma I've truely missed you. I thought I'd never see you again but you here your all hear. I knew ou'd find me.
 
captainsherry
 

Reunited with the daughter she thought she'd never see again, MommaSherry weeps copiously.  
Then a thought occurs to her.  
She holds Tio at arm's length and asks suspiciously "Have you been drinking or running around with boys, since we last met?"
Tio blushes and looks down at her toes. "We-e-e-e-l-l-l-l...." she begins but is interrupted by Big D. saying goodbye.  
She is off on a well-deserved holiday to places unknown.  
The crew waves goodbye, then stares after her retreating back.  
"But who will be captain while she is gone?" Karin asks, already polishing her fake captain's stripes, bought under the table in China.
"We must vote - it is the democratic way!" says C2, although she too has high hopes of taking over.
"Vote, schmote!" cries Vee, pulling a gun from her holster, a la Annie Oakley. "This here gun says I'm in charge!"
 
A fight ensues......

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